FAQ
Asked at the window
What people ask through the glass. Answered by the clerk, who is not there, in the form of this page.
- Is this the right window?
- There is one window. Whether it is right is not a question the desk can process.
- What is the thirty-four dollars for?
- The form, the stamp and the line. The form is a name on a state document. The stamp is ink. The line is you.
- Why four dollars more than the plural?
- The plural abbreviates the state and saves ink. We spell it out on the sign and the sign was priced by the letter.
- Is the clerk in?
- The clerk is behind the counter in the sense that the counter is in front. Nobody has seen the clerk. The stamp has been used, which suggests something.
- What do the other windows charge?
- Posted fees, in order: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. Ours is thirty-four dollars, stamped. The form is the same at every window. Ours has a number dispenser.
- What becomes of the tray?
- It goes in the tray on the desk. The tray is emptied when it is full. It has never been full.
- What if a lawsuit is served at the window?
- The process server takes a number. The number is not called. The state's rule for a company with nobody home applies, and it is on the Wyoming page, posted.
- Why only the one drawer?
- The desk has one drawer with forms in it. The other drawers are empty. We process what is in the drawer.
- Can I get a receipt?
- Receipts are issued for payments. No payment is taken on this site. No receipt, then, and no line for one.
- What are your hours?
- Posted on the door. The door faces the other way.
- What is the most the desk would ever pay out?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $8.50. That figure is posted here and nowhere else.
- Can the desk close my file?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. A file closed at this desk stays closed. There is no reopening window.
- Next?
- Next. Nobody comes. Next.